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But that\u2019s not all! Very bad peo\u00adple have trained the rap\u00adtors to attack peo\u00adple when a\u00a0laser point\u00ader in aimed at them, a\u00a0plot point so stu\u00adpid it wouldn\u2019t have made it past brain\u00adstorm\u00ading for Austin Pow\u00aders 3<\/span>. Final\u00adly, Biosyn \u2013 which is sort of like a\u00a0more evil Mon\u00adsan\u00adto \u2013 has used dinosaur DNA<\/span> to cre\u00adate a\u00a0species of locust that only eat their competitor\u2019s crops and will cause glob\u00adal famine.<\/p>\n So, it\u2019s up to our rag\u00adtag team of two for\u00admer zoo keep\u00aders, a\u00a0pale\u00adob\u00adotanist, a\u00a0math\u00ade\u00admati\u00adcian, a\u00a0clone of a\u00a0lit\u00adtle girl and an (admit\u00adted\u00adly pret\u00adty cool) retired pilot to save the day. Sam Neill\u2019s Dr. Alan Grant has pro\u00adgressed so lit\u00adtle in the past 30<\/span>\u00a0years, he is sum\u00admoned from a\u00a0pale\u00adon\u00adtol\u00adogy dig \u2013 appar\u00adent\u00adly in this world hav\u00ading liv\u00ading dinosaurs at your dis\u00adpos\u00adal has in no way altered the meth\u00adods of pale\u00adon\u00adto\u00adlog\u00adi\u00adcal research. Said research has altered these dinosaurs, how\u00adev\u00ader, and now some come in an array of pla\u00ads\u00adticky feath\u00aders that ren\u00adder them hope\u00adless\u00adly cartoonish.<\/p>\n The film is not so much a\u00a0nar\u00adra\u00adtive as a\u00a0sequence of loose\u00adly tied-togeth\u00ader chase sequences where every run\u00adning per\u00adson, car, plane, rap\u00adtor, and larg\u00ader-than-aver\u00adage locust trav\u00adels at the exact same speed. With so lit\u00adtle dia\u00adlogue and so much green screen that it\u2019s hard to imag\u00adine the cast had any clue what the film they were shoot\u00ading actu\u00adal\u00adly was, most of the expo\u00adsi\u00adtion is giv\u00aden to a\u00a0flash\u00adback of a\u00a0woman preg\u00adnant with her own clone, and fran\u00adchise favourite BD<\/span> Wong who seems utter\u00adly exhausted.<\/p>\n Beyond its non\u00adsen\u00adsi\u00adcal plot, the film imag\u00adines the audi\u00adence will be delight\u00aded by a\u00a0myr\u00adi\u00adad of ref\u00ader\u00adences to the first film \u2013 but in Domin\u00adion it feels less like watch\u00ading a\u00a0beloved band play their great\u00adest hits and more like watch\u00ading them hawk merch to pay for an expen\u00adsive divorce. Embarrassing.<\/p>\n Lit\u00adtle White Lies is com\u00admit\u00adted to cham\u00adpi\u00adoning great movies and the tal\u00adent\u00aded peo\u00adple who make\u00a0them.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n