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Twas the night before Christmas, and all on the chain, Bitcoin was soaring, with no hodler in pain.<\/p>\n
The bulls had returned, sleighing bears left and right, now six figure Bitcoin was an everyday sight.<\/p>\n
All miners were buzzing, hash rates on the rise, securing the network under wintery skies.<\/p>\n
Our Lambos were gleaming, parked under the stars, proof that HODLing beats shitcoins by far.<\/p>\n
El Salvador kept buying, more coin for their stocking, before dreams of more sats inevitably come knocking.<\/p>\n
The ETFs rallied, their bids filled the air, it’s Bitcoin’s new era, Satoshi did declare.<\/p>\n
Our on-chain data, so bright and so clear, Screamed \u201cHODL through 2025, vast wealth will appear!\u201d<\/p>\n
With supply getting tighter, few coin left to sell, it\u2019s the sound of adoption; Bitcoin\u2019s doing swell.<\/p>\n
When out on the charts there arose such a cheer, \u201cA new all-time high! This is our year!\u201d<\/p>\n
To the exchanges we flew, with wallets in tow, the institutional FOMO already began to show.<\/p>\n
Investors wondered if we could Supercycle, breaking the system with cheap debt from Michael.<\/p>\n
Then who should appear in a sleigh trimmed with gold? Who else but Trump with a plan so bullish and bold.<\/p>\n
\u201cA strategic reserve!\u201d he proclaimed with a roar, \u201cAmerica\u2019s future is with Bitcoin I’m sure!\u201d<\/p>\n
He winked at the bulls as his sleigh took its flight, \u201cMerry Christmas to hodlers, and to hodlers, a good night!\u201d<\/p>\n
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