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\n By Scott Roeben<\/a>, on December 13 2024 <\/span><\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

In-N-Out Burger, the fast food juggernaut with a massive cult following, is bringing a massive location to The BLVD, a new mall replacing the Hawaiian Marketplace on the Las Vegas Strip.<\/p>\n

The restaurant will span 8,000 feet, making its dining room the largest in the chain\u2019s history.<\/p>\n

The In-N-Out is set to open in 2026, which is a flipping head-scratcher. It\u2019s not the Taj Mahal. It\u2019s not even the Garage Mahal. LFG, already.<\/p>\n

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In-N-Out fries are one of the best ways to make new friends.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Anyway, In-N-Out officially confirmed the new location on its Instagram page. Instagram is sort of the visual Twitter, but with an alien owner rather than a Bond villain.<\/p>\n

The announcement said, \u201cThis restaurant will be over 8,000 square feet on one level and will offer dining room service and outdoor seating. The dining area will be larger than our typical restaurant, and special In-N-Out signage will feature our retro looks throughout the years. We\u2019re also excited that a unique Company Store showcasing some popular In-N-Out items will open alongside the restaurant!\u201d<\/p>\n

You can tell In-N-Out is excited about the BLVD location because of the exclamation point and the use of \u201cover\u201d when they mean \u201cmore than.\u201d<\/p>\n

While the In-N-Out confirmation is way ahead of the restaurant\u2019s scheduled opening date, the company probably needed to put the kibosh on A.I. renderings, many of which made the restaurant look like a three or four story monstrosity<\/a> even more far-fetched than renderings for the A\u2019s ballpark. Or as the kids call it, horseshittery.<\/p>\n

Here are the renderings shared by In-N-Out Burger on Instagram<\/a>. Instagram is the social media platform sort of like TikTok, the difference being Instagram isn\u2019t being banned due to xenophobia.<\/p>\n

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We use A.I. renderings because real renderings are sort of boringish.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

If you\u2019re unfamiliar with In-N-Out Burger, the chain got its start in 1948 and was founded by Harry and Esther Snyder in Baldwin Park, California.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s touted as having been California\u2019s first drive-thru hamburger stand. For many years, the restaurant was limited to California, but today In-N-Out operates more than 380 locations across a number of states including California, Nevada, Arizona, Utah, Texas, Oregon, Colorado and possibly others we didn\u2019t have time to copy-and-paste from Wikipedia<\/a>. In-N-Out is mostly on the left, or smarter, side of the country, Texas being the exception.<\/p>\n

But Nevada is the most important location, because that\u2019s the state containing the Las Vegas Strip, a place lacking good burgers for some reason. It\u2019s pretty much about Gordon Ramsay Burger at Planet Hollywood and No Pants at Caesars Palace. Slim pickings. Ditto pizza. All the good pizza is downtown except for Superfrico at Cosmo and the new Swingers at Mandalay Bay.<\/p>\n

There are a number of things that make In-N-Out Burger stand out: 1) The burgers are delicious, 2) the fries are widely criticized, and 3) there are random escort appointment times printed on the bottom of In-N-Out\u2019s drinking cups.<\/p>\n

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We believe in the separation of church and everything.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

We can help with the fries thing.<\/p>\n

Just remember these four words: \u201cFries light well, please.\u201d This phrase will change your life.<\/p>\n

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Just trust us on this one. We are a noted tuberous roots expert.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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Our high school band, Tuberous Roots, is credited with being the first all-virgin boy band.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

We trust the In-N-Out at BLVD will offer its much-touted \u201csecret menu\u201d items. Let\u2019s just say \u201csecret\u201d is used very loosely here.<\/p>\n

Pretty much everyone knows the \u201cAnimal Style Burger\u201d (grilled onions, extra spread and mustard-cooked beef patties), \u201cProtein Style Burger\u201d (low-carb option where the burger is wrapped in lettuce instead of a bun) and \u201cAnimal Style Fries\u201d (topped with cheese, grilled onions and spread).<\/p>\n

The people who order these items are what\u2019s known in the restaurant business as \u201cweirdos.\u201d We\u2019re pretty sure these orders slow everything down, so please don\u2019t do that.<\/p>\n

When In-N-Out comes to BLVD, it will be the second location on the Las Vegas Strip. The other is at Linq Promenade. Yes, we broke the news that location was in the works, not that everything has to be about us.<\/p>\n

You can always spot an In-N-Out because of their signature crossed palm trees, which we\u2019re pretty sure is a heretical abomination in the eyes of the Lord, but we try not to judge.<\/p>\n

Anyway, the trees are a nod to In-N-Out founder Harry Snyder\u2019s love of the 1963 movie \u201cIt\u2019s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World.\u201d In the film, palm trees marked buried treasure. The movie\u2019s trees were shaped like a \u201cW,\u201d with the middle two crossed.<\/p>\n

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\u201cIt\u2019s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World\u201d is set in a mythical world where there is only one person of color<\/a> in the entire United States of America.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Anyway, the In-N-Out at the BLVD shopping complex is some time off, and it\u2019s also unclear when BLVD opens completely.<\/p>\n

Everyone\u2019s best guess is \u201cearly 2025.\u201d<\/p>\n

BLVD will have a range of shopping options, because if there\u2019s anything Las Vegas is lacking, it\u2019s shopping. Don\u2019t get us started. Then again, anything\u2019s better than the Hawaiian Marketplace, a venue less inviting than a Porta-Potty at food festival hosted by Taco Bell.<\/p>\n

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