{"id":225776,"date":"2024-05-30T03:52:02","date_gmt":"2024-05-30T03:52:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/michigandigitalnews.com\/index.php\/2024\/05\/30\/dita-las-vegas-to-close-at-horseshoe\/"},"modified":"2025-06-25T17:18:27","modified_gmt":"2025-06-25T17:18:27","slug":"dita-las-vegas-to-close-at-horseshoe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/michigandigitalnews.com\/index.php\/2024\/05\/30\/dita-las-vegas-to-close-at-horseshoe\/","title":{"rendered":"“Dita Las Vegas” to Close at Horseshoe"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\n \"Scott <\/a>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

Dita Von Teese\u2019s show at Horseshoe, \u201cDita Las Vegas,\u201d is set to close June 15, 2024.<\/p>\n

You didn\u2019t see it, don\u2019t have a freak out.<\/p>\n

Von Teese\u2019s show seemed doomed from the start, especially given the terrible P.R. (one of the reasons you may never have heard of it) and the fact Von Teese only made momentary appearances in her own show, we hear. This show seems to have been a master bait and switch.<\/p>\n

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A.I. is touchy about breasts and thighs, thus, you get eyes.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

We should say we are not a burlesque person. We don\u2019t really get it. If it\u2019s about nudity, go to a strip club. If it\u2019s about costumes, that\u2019s a fashion show. Teasing is a bad thing, not a good thing. Who are such shows for, exactly?<\/p>\n

The days of mincing around on a stage in lavish regalia are over. \u201cJubilee\u201d was the last nail in the showgirl extravaganza (Von Teese\u2019s show is performed in the same theater at \u201cJubilee\u201d), and \u201cJubilee\u201d was sort of a trainwreck and closed after production costs surpassed revenue (and the casino stopped subsidizing the show\u2019s losses).<\/p>\n

The number of fake reviews for \u201cDita Las Vegas\u201d was a giant red flag this show struggled from the start. A good third of the reviews on Yelp<\/a> mention \u201ca crowd favorite, Dirty Martini.\u201d Just a coincidence, we\u2019re sure.<\/p>\n

Shitty public relations agencies gonna shitty public relations. Check out this totally objective review from Yelp.<\/p>\n

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It\u2019s like being kicked in the eyes with a Dita Von Teese stiletto after she stepped on a Carolina Reaper.<\/p>\n

We didn\u2019t see the show, but here\u2019s another totally legitimate rave<\/a> from a woman who definitely has no association with the show or its cast.<\/p>\n

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How could such an exceptional, creative, endearing, celebratory, inspiring, empowering, enjoyable, stunning, exciting, beautiful and entertaining show be closing? The humanity!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

First word of the \u201cDita Las Vegas\u201d closure came from rabble rouser Sam Novak at Vegas 411<\/a>.<\/p>\n

John Kleptometes confirmed the scoop (without attribution, as is his way) and opines Dita Von Teese should perform at Voltaire at Venetian. Mostly because Johnny Kats has the same grasp of reality as All Net Resort<\/a>, Neonopolis<\/a> and Bleautech Park<\/a>.<\/p>\n

We were actually the first to sound the alarm about \u201cDita Von Vegas\u201d back in November 2023. To the show\u2019s credit, it lasted longer than expected. Somebody has a sugar daddy, all due respect to sugar and daddies.<\/p>\n

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If you plan to see Dita Von Teese at Horseshoe, you\u2019ll want to do that as soon as possible. Large sections of seats have been removed from inventory on ticket sites, we\u2019re told.<\/p>\n

\u2014 Vital Vegas (@VitalVegas) November 8, 2023<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

No word yet on what might replace \u201cDita Las Vegas\u201d at Horseshoe. We trust Dita Von Teese and her cast will land on their feet, pretty privilege is good like that.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n