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\n By Scott Roeben<\/a>, on February 28 2024 <\/span><\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

Themed suites abound at Las Vegas hotels.<\/p>\n

At Palms<\/a>, guests can stay in a Kingpin Suite, complete with bowling lanes, or Hardwood Suite, featuring a basketball court. Westgate<\/a> offers year-round Christmas and Halloween-themed suites, and recently unveiled a Plaid Suite.<\/p>\n

Surprising no one, we have some ideas for themed suites we\u2019d like to see in Las Vegas hotels. Gird your loins.<\/p>\n

1. The COVID Suite<\/h2>\n
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When we saw Westgate\u2019s Plaid Suite<\/a>, our interest in themed rooms spiked.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

We told you to gird, you don\u2019t listen. Look, Las Vegas has something for everyone, including people who have a dark sense of humor. Beyond the troublesome pandemic thing, these coronavirus-inspired fuzzballs are actually sort of adorable and would make for a colorful, \u201cGrammable\u201d decor that could help guests learn more about the fascinating world of medical science. Let\u2019s play doctor!<\/p>\n

2. The Bubble Wrap Suite<\/h2>\n
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The first bubble wrap was invented in 1957 when engineers sealed two show curtains together. In this suite, the shower curtains would actually be bubble wrap.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Nothing says fun like bubble wrap! How about a suite with bubble-wrapped everything? You sit down, pop. Push a button on the TV remote, pop. You make sweet love on the furniture, pop. Reach into the fridge, soda. Big thanks to the Midwesterners who got that joke.<\/p>\n

3. The Narcissist Suite<\/h2>\n
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Finally, a suite that\u2019s all about you.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

How is this not already a thing? It\u2019s all mirrors, floor to ceiling, and The Narcissist Suite is perfect for the self-absorbed and vain. So, basically, all the youths. All due respect. Fun fact: \u201cKatoptronophilia\u201d is being aroused by having sex in front of the mirrors.<\/p>\n

4. The Dolphin Suite<\/h2>\n
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A.I. did such a good job on The Dolphin Suite, we couldn\u2019t pick just one.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Nobody doesn\u2019t love dolphins, so a dolphin-themed suite would be a goldmine. The room service menu would, of course, have a big red \u201cX\u201d through anything containing tuna. Ban gillnets!<\/p>\n

5. The Bedbug Suite<\/h2>\n
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Bedbugs happen, why not embrace these snuggle buddies?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Bedbugs aren\u2019t as popular as dolphins, but they also aren\u2019t as bad as people think. Bedbugs often get blamed for what carpet beetles and booklice do. Bedbugs are actually incredible creatures, able to live 2-3 months without food. Reports of bedbugs in Las Vegas hotels are vastly overblown, and this suite is a reminder bedbugs aren\u2019t the enemy. People who bring them here in their luggage are the enemy.<\/p>\n

6. The Titanic Suite<\/h2>\n
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A Titanic Suite could help a struggling Las Vegas hotel stay afloat.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

The history. The romance. The adventure. The bone-chilling water slowly rising in your room, creating a truly immersive experience in Las Vegas! Good luck, housekeepers, you\u2019ll figure it out.<\/p>\n

7. The Twizzler Suite<\/h2>\n
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We are more of a Red Vine person, but this A.I. image turned out better.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

It\u2019s a fancy Las Vegas room, but with a twist! Technically, most flavors of Twizzlers (like strawberry and cherry) aren\u2019t licorice, because they don\u2019t use licorice extract. Those are considered \u201clicorice-type candy.\u201d Who cares? We want an edible hotel suite, toot sweet. Fun fact for our fellow youths, \u201ctoot sweet\u201d comes from a French phrase, \u201ctout de suite,\u201d which means immediately.<\/p>\n

8. The Pizza-Pie Room<\/h2>\n
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Imagine a hotel where every room is a themed suite based upon different kinds of food. Up your game, Las Vegas!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

We dream about pizza, so it\u2019s not surprising we\u2019d wish for a pizza-themed hotel suite. It\u2019s worth noting we should receive some sort of commendation for all the pizza puns we are not writing at this very moment.<\/p>\n

9. The Evil Clown Suite<\/h2>\n
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Do not look under the mattress.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Gone are the days of Ronald and Bozo and Krusty, where clowns brought joy to the masses. Now, it\u2019s all about Pennywise and John Wayne Gacy and the U.S. Congress. Creepy clowns are here to stay, so they deserve their own themed suite.<\/p>\n

10. The Foot Fetish Suite<\/h2>\n
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It\u2019s Vegas, we don\u2019t judge. Probably.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

A.I. is still in its infancy, so it\u2019s not great at depicting feet, but the four-toed twin beds were just too good to leave off our list. There\u2019s a much bigger demand for feet than you\u2019d suspect as many young women clearing $450,000 a year can attest. Related: We\u2019re all doomed. See? Still not judging!<\/p>\n

11. The Slammer Suite<\/h2>\n
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Spend a night in the big house, without the downside like having to interact with lawyers.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Enjoy role-playing? Spend a night as your favorite politician or professional athlete in The Slammer Suite. The in-room dining is terrible and it\u2019s lights out 10:00 p.m., but the good news is you\u2019re assigned a \u201ccell mate\u201d upon check-in to show you the ropes and to keep you warm. Body cavity searches are included with your resort fee.<\/p>\n

12. The Bounce House Suite<\/h2>\n
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Most people jump on hotel room beds, anyway.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

If you try to pretend you wouldn\u2019t want to stay in The Bounce House Suite, we can\u2019t be friends. Leave the kids at home, this bouncy goodness is for adults only! Las Vegas has an active swingers scene, we\u2019re told, so this suite would pretty much be booked years in advance. You\u2019re welcome, themed suite designers!<\/p>\n

This is the part where we rhetorically ask, \u201cWhat themed suites you\u2019d like to see offered by a Las Vegas hotel?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n